Here are some of my policies. I’ll add to this as I think of things.


  • On Language
    My language policy for the blog is PG-13. You might see an F-bomb someday. Nothing vulgar. Only ever tastefully done. If this scandalizes you, I apologize and this may not be the blog for you. Also, I hope you enjoyed homeschool. *Sick burn*
  • On Pretense
    When I first started this blog years ago, I totally wanted to come off as a smart Catholic media star. I’ve realized since then that I’ll never be Scott Hahn and that trying to sound like him would make me look and sound silly. If you want pretentious Catholic commentary, there are plenty of places on the internet for you to spend your time. I write in my regular voice. Fart jokes and all. If you ever catch me trying to be pretentious, you have my permission to call me out on it.